How sexy is the life of Matthew Amster-Burton? In addition to being the author of five books featuring a sum total of one sex scene, he is the ONLY Google result for the phrase “erotic pirate haiku.” He has never written an erotic pirate haiku, but if he did, it would probably involve Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
June 22nd, 2020 | 52 mins 3 secs
Today we encounter more doppelgängers, salacious gossip and a ton of mirrors as we discuss Sliver. Fly into a volcano, strip in the Truffle House and hack computers to discover why everyone owns a telescope and what the real point of sex is.
June 15th, 2020 | 48 mins 33 secs
Today we brave sweat, wind chimes and stupid men as we discuss Body Heat. We aren't prepared to see Mickey Rooney, clowns or black tubs, but are at least wearing our own bodies. We find out why murders are like babies and what to do about overly moral detectives.
June 8th, 2020 | 50 mins 27 secs
This episode sums up everything about podcasting that matters to us so get ready. As we discuss Indecent Proposal, we learn that bricks have aspirations and wigs are great at de-aging. Be sure to BYOG (Bring Your Own Globe) when you pickup your new hippo, and beware the cuckoo!
June 1st, 2020 | 50 mins 45 secs
Today we find out that love isn't all ferris wheels and balloons as we discuss 9.5 Weeks, the gum of erotic thrillers. We learn about giant fantasies, mattress sales and get more etymology than we bargained for. Tip: don't watch this movie.
May 25th, 2020 | 52 mins 23 secs
Today we meet Sex Symbol Donald Sutherland and Father of the Year Michael Douglas as we discuss the "erotic thriller" Disclosure. We learn about databases and Disneyland, syringes and VR, but never what Arcamax is. Enjoy this "slight mystery in an office setting" - sincerely A. Friend
Note: This episode has a few audio hiccups due to remote recording logistics. Forgive us!
May 18th, 2020 | 44 mins 21 secs
Join us on a journey to that most erotic of cities, Portland Oregon, as we discuss Body of Evidence. Today we learn about VCR settings, how to use nipple clamps, the recipe for funky sex, and much more.
May 6th, 2020 | 1 min 49 secs
Dire Desires: Life Lessons from Classic Erotic Thrillers. Coming soon from the creators of Spilled Milk.